Coachella 2013: Modest Mouse, we hardly knew ye

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Note: Edited version of the post to show that the set was shortened because the band was over its time allotment.

Who: Modest Mouse on the main stage
In 3 or Fewer Words: Lonesome Crowded Mess
Memorable Because: Modest Mouse broke my heart. We can only speculate on the state of Isaac Brock’s mind Friday night, but if one of the true poets of your generation publicly sang from “The Lion King” and asked everyone else to hum for his dumb-giggling amusement, you might draw some conclusions that logically end in 12 steps. Modest Mouse played a truly awful set, both career-spanning and career-razing. Sloppy. Awkward. Embarrassing. This wasn’t the amusing kind of a trainwreck, so much as the type that makes one say “This person has a family, and they are probably worried about him right now.” With the band running over its time allotment, Coachella organizers cut-off Modest Mouse right in the middle of “Float On,” cut-off like a drunk at the bar. It was a mercy killing. What a disappointment.
What I’d Tell My Friend Who Was At Sparks: You kept to the axiom I foolishly ignored: When in doubt, go with the rarest opportunity.
– Ben “Mouse” McShane (Photo by Scott Dudelson) *
* The author’s nickname has nothing to do with the band. We think.